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Doughnuts
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Cast of three (proprietor, customer and another customer).

Prop. :And good afternoon to you to sir!
Cust. :A pint of your creamiest foaming milk please Mr. Proprietor.
         :Sorry sir, just run out (inaccurate).
         :Hold on, I can see plenty of milk here, I just want one
pint.
         :A pint of milk sir?  perhaps you should have dained to make 
yourself a little clearer in the first place.  If it's a pint of milk 
you're after...
         :...yes it is...
         :Then I would be willing to offer you this.
         :It's dead!
         :No sir, it's a mouse.
         :But, a dead mouse!
         :I don't see why you feel the need to fuss over every detail
sir.  I don't like complainers in my shop.  Good afternoon sir.
         :I only want a bottle of milk!
         :I'm sorry?
         :milk!
         :I'm afraid you'll have to speak up sir, I'm colour blind in
both ears, and I have forgotten my nasal spray.
         :Ah yes, I understand.
         :So what did you want sir?
         :Just the bottle of milk please.
         :One moment... so, 2 dozen eggs, 1 pound of bacon, 2 pounds
of sausages and a tin of asparagus... that's 3.50 if you would!
         :A pint of milk!
         :Oh a pint of milk as well?
         :I don't want any of that, just my milk please!
         :Not exactly a decisive character are we sir?  I don't like 
indecisive characters in my shop.  Good afternoon sir.

(another customer appears)
         :Pint of milk please squire!
         :No problem... 30 pence please sir.  Good afternoon!
         :Here hold on a minute!  How come he got his milk?
         :Ah, he was specific... I do like specific people in my
shop.  Anyway what colour shoe polish were you after then sir?
         :Milk please... a bottle!
         :I don't know what sort of establishment you think this is
sir!  We certainly do not stock those sorts of materials here! 
However I would be willing to offer you something of equal quality
and value.
         :Such as...
         :We have some rodents at an excellent price.
         :Right! I'm going!
         :A little upset are we sir?  I don't like upset people in my
shop.
         :I only came in for a bloody pint of milk!
         :A pint of milk sir?  you don't want a greengrocer for that! 
You want the library.  First on your left on the way out.
         :I've had enough of you (draws gun).
         :I hope you have a licence for that gun sir, I don't like to
see unlicensed guns in my shop.
                  (strobe lighting while a chase goes on)
                  (eventually prop. gets shot, then normal lighting)
         :It looks like it's going to be custard tonight.

  The cast of three now say "doughnuts?" in a particularly pointless 
manner for about 15 seconds then blackout please.

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