Desktop Insulter
By Matt Browne
 Matt Browne 1993
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Insults by Matt Browne and Chris Holliday

Version 1.00

This program is PUBLIC DOMAIN. That means that you can distribute it, eat
lunch off it, drive to Aberdeen in it, take it to London Zoo, throw it in
the bin, install it on your hard disc, or give it to your friends as a joke;
whatever you like. However, the program must not be tampered with and all
the files must be included. OK?

WARNING - Although this program contains no bad language or the such like,
          some people may be offended by this program. You have been warned.

Hi! This is a program that erm... well... err... insults you!!!

Double-click on the !Insult icon and every while when the computer feels
like it, you will get insulted! Great! What a great trick to play on your
friends!

However, even though the insults sometimes seem quite strange, THIS IS NOT A
VIRUS!!!

To turn the program off click with Menu over the words Desktop Insulter
in the Task Window and then choose Task => Quit.

Well that's about it!

Be seeing you!

Matt Browne (22nd March 1993)


Comments? Insults? Cash? Anything? Write to me!

          Matt Browne,
           5 Inglefield,
            Potters Bar,
             Herts.
              EN6 1HD.