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1,You butcher the innocent vicar.
2,You are in the bathroom. You'd forgotten it existed!
3,You are on your landing. Stairs lead down to your hallway.
4,You are in your bedroom. The smell of unwashed socks fills your nostrils.
5,You are in the vicaridge. It's very cosy!
6,You are in a graveyard which hasn't been weeded since the first tenant was laid to rest here. Through the weeds to the west you can see the vicaridge| whilst the church lies to the south.
7,You are in your kitchen. Ham and pineapple pizza stains substitute wallpaper.
8,You are in St Cuthbert's church; steps lead down to the crypt.
9,You are in Laburnum Lane; the church lies to the West| whilst to the south is Sweetpea Street.
10,You are in the hall. The door to the outside world leads west| whilst your kitchen is north.
11,You are in the grocer's. Mr Bean, the owner, is not here and the shop is devoid of stock.
12,You are standing in Sweetpea Street.
13,You are in the pet shop. Pete| the shopkeeper| looks at you pleasently from over the counter.
14,You are in a rough, uncomfortable, smelly log cabin.
15,You are standing by a log cabin in a clearing in the forest.
16,You are lost in the forest.
17,You are in the crypt. Cobwebs hang from everything and the dust is inches deep.
18,You are in the newsagents.
19,You are standing on Rosebud Road.
20,You are in the Post Office. It sells everything except stamps.
21,You are on a natural path through the forest. The path enters from the east and leaves to the north.
22,You are in a clearing in the heart of the forest.
23,You are lost in the forest.
24,You are lost in the forest.
25,You are on a path that leads to Ferny Forest.
26,You are on the path to Ferny Forest.
27,You are on Peartree Parade.
28,You are in an abandoned warehouse.
29,You are lost in the forest.
30,You are lost in the forest.
31,You are lost in the forest.
32,You find something!
33,Something hits you on the head!
34,The headline reads 'Phew what a scorcher!'. It also mentions your borthers' 25 year stretch in jail.
35,It has an article on the Bungle Brothers. It mentions that their hideout was a log cabin in Ferny Forest.
36,It says "19258143"
37,There is a recorded message. It says: The codeword is HAMSTER. Good Luck!
38,Pete gives you a spade.
39,How?
40,No was is the tiger gonna let you past!
41,He looks holier than thou.
42,It's dead
43,A copy of 'The Scum'
44,It's sharp.
45,It looks new.
46,It says R.I.P Timothy Evans 1953-1989.
47,It says 'Rev W. Wett is a certified member of the Union for Vicars, Clergy and Gravediggers'.
48,It's long, green and slimy.
49,He's old and looks a bit bent.
50,It's free to use.
51,It's a copy of "Criminal Digest"
52,The tiger licks it's lips and sniffs hungrily.
53,It's snuffed it!
54,It has writing on it
55,Good for digging!
56,Where they put dead people.
57,It looks useful.
58,The tiger licks it's lips and sniffs hungrily. The vegetarian tiger (it kills humans for pleasure only) leaps upon the cucumber and bites a bit. It then roars and dies of cucumber listeria.
59,You are promptly arrested for attempted grave robbery!
60,The coffin opens to reveal loads and loads of lovely cash! Congratulations! You've got the loot! You're rich! If only you had the brains to do something with it!
61,You collapse and die of that well known disease, cucumber listeria.
62,In this game you play Bertie Bungle, one of the infamous Bungle Brothers who are well known for their failures in the criminal world. For example, there was the time that Brian was run over by the gangs' own getaway car.
63,But perhaps the worst episode occured only three weeks ago when you all robbed the 1st National Midland Bank. Brian and Billy pulled off the raid successfully but then spoilt it by running into the wrong car, leaving you waiting like a lemon in the right one. They of course were easily caught and brought to justice, but not before they hid the proceeds of your heist.
64,Unfortunately, they didn't tell you where they hid the dosh, but you're sure that they wouldn't let you go unprovided for. So you plan to find it before someone else does. It shouldn't be too difficult for the mastermind behind an international crime network, you convince yourself.
65,Good luck!
