# Haiku errors

1B:You ask for Escape./From fear or from impatience,/You just cannot wait.
D6:Your file was so big./It might be very useful./But now it is gone.
FE:What do you ask me?/Your words are not understood,/perhaps you can't spell.
185:Were it a Heap Block/I could do so many things,/But it is not one.

100A0:Three things are certain:/Death, taxes, and lost data./Guess which has occurred.
100A8:Three things are certain:/Death, taxes, and Broken Dir./Guess which has occurred.
100A9:Three things are certain:/Death, taxes, and the Bad Map./Guess which has occurred.
100B3:A directory,/So numerous its contents,/No more can it take.
100B4:This unwanted thing,/Though so loathsome to your eyes,/is not yet empty.
100C6:So many nice things,/And all of them stored in here,/The disc is now full.
100D5:You step in the stream,/But the water has moved on./This disc is not here.
100D6:With searching comes loss./And the presence of absence:/This file is not found.
100E1:Out of memory./We wish to hold the whole sky,/But we never will.
108C3:You forget yourself:/To prevent future regret/You have locked this file.

80000002:ABORTED effort:/Close all that you have worked on./You ask far too much.
80000003:Chaos reigns within./Reflect, repent, and reboot./Order shall return.
80000005:A crash reduces/Your expensive computer/To a simple stone.

# Having been erased,/The document you're seeking/Must now be retyped.
# Stay the patient course./Of little worth is your ire./The network is down.
# The Web site you seek/Cannot be located, but/Countless more exist.

