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Have you reinstalled your Windows today?
Windows 95 - the most popular virus on the market today.
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
Windows is for fun, RISC OS is for getting things done
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. No is the answer!
Turn your Pentium into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C: prompt
Windows98: New look, same crashing
Windows98 will be released as soon as Windows95 finishes loading
Windows Multitasking - crashing several things at once
Microsoft: Where do you want to crash today?
Who the hell is General Failure? And why is he reading my harddisk?
Microsoft Windows - The OS for people with no brains.
Microsoft Windows - Just say NO!
Windows Break - Acorns Grow!
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Acorn RISC OS: What Windows could have been, if it wasn't written by Microsoft.
Microsoft: Imitators not Innovators.
Microsoft: Simplicity made complex.
Microsoft: Innovation NO! Corporate Piracy YES!
Microsoft software: Designed for PCs, written by fools, used by idiots!
Acorn RISC OS: Probably the best GUI in the world.
Have you used an Acorn RISC OS PC? It will change your view of computing.
Acorn RISC OS: The future of computing.
Acorn computers: Millennium compatible since 1978.
Forget PC's, Acorn computers are the best.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
It's hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Democracy is mob rule, but with income taxes.
Why are our days numbered and not, say lettered.  -- Woody Allen
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 1: A book end
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 2: A paper weight
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 3: A garden gnome
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 4: A dart board
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 5: A crash test dummy
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 6: Medical Research
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 7: A voodoo doll
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 8: Cannon fodder
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 9: A megalomaniac egotist
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 10: The village idiot
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 11: Someone to avoid at parties
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 12: A spittoon
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 13: A train buffer
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 14: Piranha bait
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 15: A dancing paperclip
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 16: Something to tie the washing line to
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 17: Something to amuse the dog
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 18: A mantlepiece conversation item
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 19: A skittle
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 20: Inverted, as a sink plunger
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 21: A mains tester
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 22: A carjack
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 23: A toilet brush
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 24: An ironing board
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 25: A boat anchor
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 26: A tent peg
101 uses for a Bill Gates: 27: A money box
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To strive, to seek, to find and not to yield.
That which we are, we are.
We are One.
Jeez, was that depressing...
The horror, the horror!
These taglines aren't always all that interesting...
What sort of a person replies to a tagline?
Put a chilli in it. Spice it up.
Things change. I know that now. Nobody can tell what is coming.
The future follows its own path, twisting itself backwards and forwards.
Creatures such as we are, we have a great deal to learn about the universe.
The universe has many secrets yet to reveal to us.
We must strive for knowledge and understanding.
Not faith in the afterlife, but faith in life. We must trust existence.
Some people have already made the leap of faith.
While we're talking, envious time is fleeing; seize the day, put no trust in the future.
We're going around in circles...
We were alone with the quiet day, and his little heart, dispossessed, had stopped..
If the child gives the effect another turn of the screw, what do you say to two children?
Story of my life, I suppose you could say.
But what the hell. Who needs to win prizes, eh? It's life you gotta win in.
So, I picked an afternoon when I wasn't doing anything, and decided to rob a bank..
You're joking, right?
I'm the one with the gun, remember?
So, what were you planning on doing tonight, then?
Perfect.
Humour is such a subjective thing, wouldn't you say?
I need a drink.
For the outward appearance does not seem to make sense.
What is it?
Life is life!
2020 Humans land on Martian soil.
All my life, I've had doubts about who I am, where I belong.
No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear.
Fine, done. Let's eat.
It's been one helluva day.
Resistance will be punished.
You will not hesistate, you will not consider, you will not lie.
I suffer dreams of a world gone mad - I like it like that, and I know it.
At once. You will not hesitate, you will not consider, you will not lie.
Stand by.
Hold onto something!
The Universe speaks in many languages but only one voice.
We are the voice of the Universe, the soul of creation. The fire that will light the way to a better future.
Do you have anything worth living for?
There must be something worth living for, even some things worth dying for.
You think taglines are a waste of space? Why are you reading this, then?
Do not become that which you seek to destroy.
We stand on the shoulders of our ancestors. We must, in turn, support our inheritors.
Stop complaining and doing nothing. Complain and do something.
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold...
Anarchists of the world disunite!
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned...
Vague memories, nothing but memories.
From dream to dream and rhyme to rhyme I have ranged...
You are not superior. You are not inferior. You are you. Nothing more, nothing less.
Learn the past to enhance the present and create the future.
Yesterday is but today's memories, tomorrow is but today's dreams.
You have the power to be anything you want.
I wanna break free.
Deadpan. Utterly.
Everything has to change and sometimes that change isn't perceived as an improvement.
There's no going back, so it is perhaps more beneficial to welcome and enjoy the new, without detracting from what has gone before.
Stop dithering.
We carry the thoughts of the universe in our skin, our bones, our blood, our tears. When we die, those thoughts return to the beginning to be reborn.
Look out of your window at night. Look up at the sky. You see that silver ghost? In twenty years time we will be living there.
On a field. At night. Just her and me. Wake up the next day. She's dead. She's dead.
Get outta there!
It's not worth it.
Yeah...um, do you mind if I talk about...you know...
You think you're so safe. You think you've got a nice tidy life. All this is over! Over, already!
You cannot run. There is no hiding place here.
Why?
All gone.
This war has taken on a life of its own.
So be it.
The human race will end with this generation.
Nope.
Well, we're screwed.
Will you follow me into fire? Into darkness? Into death?
I heard what you said when I left.
Goodbye.
It is you.
You did WHAT?
Who are you?
What do you want?
NOW--!.....something something something....
Trust your senses.
You are not a cat.
Do not buy a Pentium PC.
Be seeing you.
With or without?
"Put your hand up," teachers say. Put your hand up what, I ask.
The truth evades the person with the closed mind.
I am me. I am free.
It is time we turned the tide - David Icke
We CAN change the world - David Icke
Bill Gates is a jerk. Rich maybe, but still a jerk.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness.  But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as warning to others.
Ray's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems.  It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off now.
Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
When Freedom is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will be Free.
Learn from your parents mistakes: Use birth control.
Nobody reads taglines...... But you just did :)
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If s/he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing her/him again.
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
My reality check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Following the rules will not get the job done.
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
Von: George Green <global@nidlink.com>
Datum: 17 August 2001 22:55
Betreff: Fw: Fun stuff to read
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content.
I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it.  I said, "Thyroid problem?"
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
The most precious thing we have is life.  Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and BUTTheads.
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius...  I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
Mid-life has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
This tagline was in the past tense.
Shareware signature - after you've read it, please post 10.00
Life in a vacuum sucks.
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep 'till noon.
Pain is short and joy is eternal.
Every natural fact is a symbol of some spiritual fact.
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up somewhere else.
I am still learning.
Allow yourself to be you. You can be different from everyone else and
still be ok.
Forgiveness is another word for letting go.
Beginnings are apt to be shadowy.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
An optimist expects his dreams to come true;|MA pessimist expects his nightmares to.
Situations that annoy us today may be the cause of thanksgiving tomorrow.
Any man can seek revenge, it takes a king or prince to grant a pardon
Harmony exists in difference no less than in likeness.
The language of friendship is not words but meaning.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:  "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the lift.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 7. Shave.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 8. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the lift.  Wear yours upside-down.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 13. Greet everyone getting on the lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 14. One word: Flatulence!
51 things to do in a lift....|M 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce : "I've got new socks on!"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:  "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 20. Meow occassionally.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the lift descends.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the lift.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 29. Leave a box between the doors.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 32. Start a sing-along.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 33. When the lift is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 34. Play the harmonica.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 35. Shadow box.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 37. Lean against the button panel.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 39. Listen to the lift walls with a stethoscope.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
51 things to do in a lift....|M 41. Bring a chair along.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 43. Blow spit bubbles.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
51 things to do in a lift....|M 46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
51 things to do in a lift....|M 49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
51 things to do in a lift....|M 50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51 things to do in a lift....|M 51. Put 2 naked women in the lift and see what peoples reactions are when they enter the lift.
An idle mind is the Devil's workshop.
"Evil triumphs when good men do nothing". - Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
It would be a better world if we spared for others a little of the sympathy we have for ourselves.
They who commit a mistake and do not correct it commit another mistake.
Money often costs too much.
Happiness is a way of seeing good in everything and everybody.
Love doesn't make the world go around, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Let us permit nature to have her way; she understands her business better than we do.
Live for Today.
People do not lack strength, they lack will.
A tree is known by its fruits, not by its roots.
Love is for sharing.
If you think you can - you can.
The school of experience has very few holidays.
Success is a journey, not a destination.
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Jesus is coming. Look busy.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where theres a will.... I want to be in it.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids.... They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone.
The greatest fool may ask more than the wisest can answer.
Trust the computer industry to shorten "Year 2000" to "Y2K".
 It was this kind of thinking that caused the problem in the first place.
If you want to be original, be yourself - no two people are alike.
The important thing is never to stop questioning.
Better to die with honour than to live without it.
Give one fish and you feed for a day. Teach how to fish and you feed for a lifetime.
The easiest thing to grow in a garden is tired.
Anger is often more hurtful than the injury that caused it.
The art of living is to want less and experience more.
That which the mind conceives, that also must the mind control.
Divine love always has met, and always will meet, every human need.
Think twice before you speak, and then say it to yourself.
You've got to keep going to get anywhere.
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road - they get run over.
If it is not right, do not do it.|M If it is not true, do not say it.
Courage mounteth with occasion.
Manners are the happy way of doing things.
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.
A willing helper does not wait to be called.
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
Diplomacy is the art of tranquil fishing in troubled waters.
Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to.
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.
All's fair in love, war and car parking!
The greatest fault is to be conscious of none.
Glass, china and reputations are easily cracked, but never well mended.
No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.
The good we stand on is our truth and honesty.
Health is not valued until sickness comes.
It is wise to look ahead, but foolish to look further than you can see.
A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.
The great majority of people exist but do not live.
To a brave heart - nothing is impossible.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
It's what we learn after we think we know it all that counts.
Laughter lightens the cloudiest day.
To err is human, to forgive divine.
To love and be loved is the essence of life.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Everyone is guilt of the good they didn't do.
"Intel Inside" - The world's most common warning label.
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 2. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 4. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 5. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 6. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 7. Why is a boxing ring square?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 8. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 9. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 10. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 14. Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 19. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 20. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
21 of Life's Unanswered Questions...|M 21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Everybody needs to know these. 
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 
A snail can sleep for three years. 
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't  appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 
Butterflies taste with their feet. 
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10. 
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a moon. 
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. 
No word in the English language rhymes with month. 
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. 
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination'  and 'bump'. 
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.  With your right, "lollipop." 
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. 
The words 'racecar' and 'kayak' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. 
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on one row of the keyboard. 
Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 
If you are an average American, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a red light in your whole life. 
In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch face is 10:10. 
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. 
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstone Chewables. 
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and"facetious." 
Pierre, South Dakota, is the only example of a state and capital in the U.S. that does not share any letters. 
There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: "indivisibility." 
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts. 
Did you know that crocodiles never out grow the pool in which they live? That means that if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little for the rest of its life. 
Grapes spark when you put them in a microwave. 
"Skepticisms" is the longest word that alternates hands on the typewriter. 
A piece of square dry paper cannot be folded more than 7 times in half. 
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in the air is a skein. 
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. 
Pinocchio is Italian for "pineeye". 
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", uses every letter of the alphabet. 
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable". 
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.|MAll you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
My country is the world and my religion is to do good.
Your mouse has moved. Please restart Windows for the change to take effect.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
